Can I say "crappy" on TV? Lisa: No, Dad. Homer: Son! (chuckles) Sorry, Your Majesty. Ahh, all this stuff is fine. Groundskeeper Willie drives his tractor through the classrooms and busts out the wall.). ), (Homer's outside mowing the lawn. I dreamt it was the last day of school! When you're 18, you're out the door! I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! Homer: (incredulously) A-plus? We're not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up. Bart: Don't look in my closet. Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. 0:13. The school's large bell chimes. [The episode begins at The Low Tides concert. Marge sees it.). Lisa: It is the real Krusty. Bart: Oh, Dad, you're the best father a boy could ever have. You. Bart and Lisa attend "Kamp Krusty" but it is nothing like they thought it would be; Homer's hair grows back and he loses weight while the kids are away. Krusty: Well, at least you're not as bad as customs. Your father is in the best shape he's been since… well, ever! (Homer does one-armed push-ups on the floor, with Maggie on his back.). Homer: And look, new hair! Bart: I smell Bacon. “Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, for I because been to Kamp Krusty. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Traumatisés par leur expérience, Bart et Lisa sont envoyés chez un thérapeute qui leur conseille de ne pas aller à l’école pendant quelques temps. You know, a pinch is more traditional. You don't think much of me, do you, boy? (Krusty arrives via helicopter and is swooned upon by the media.). One of the school's teachers runs out.). Nation WA Category Motto; 1. Episode №: Kamp Krusty Kamp Krusty Written by David M. Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland TV Guide synopsis The fourth-season opener finds Bart and Lisa headed for six fun-filled weeks at Kamp Krusty, the brochure having failed to mention counselor-thugs, imitation gruel, slave labor and no Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Everyone, down below the belt! This video was requested by Daniel Gomez. Let's see if he's wearing a wire. I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway. Even during the Klasky-Csupo era of the show, Lisa Simpson's still cute in a swimsuit. By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Ms Hoover: Here are your final report cards. Krusty: I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year. I wanna see Crisco coming out of those pores! After he saw the completed episode, James L. Brooks called the writers and suggested that the script be used as a plotline for a film. Bart: (grumbles) Oh! We will not be back! Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference. I want you to treat Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Lisa: The dirt's not coming off. He swings it and it crashes above the schools doors, crushing the Springfield Elementary School sign. (laughs), (The classroom clock counts down the last seconds of class. Choke! Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! Students throw out chair and books from the windows and the roof, while Nelson sets them all alight with his flamethrower. Move, move, move! Edna Krabappel: (chuckles) Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you. He's gonna bring us food and water and smite our enemies! I'll know! He folds them into a paper airplane and throws them.). You can only find it on products which meet the high standards of Krusty the Clown. Lisa: Now, the effort of writing has made me lightheaded so I close by saying, save us, save us now! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1992. Directed by Mark Kirkland. The kids are having a fun time and Mr. Krabs is providing catering service to the kids.] Quickly now. Yeah, well, just remember when you see my report card they got this whole new grading system this year. A fat kid standing next to Krusty suddenly changes into a skinny kid, and Krusty is gobsmacked. The song continues over the credits.). (laughs). ), (Bart lowers the "Kamp Krusty" flag and raises a flag saying "Camp Bart".). The Simpsons Fun Pack (FGTEEV … And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down. I shoulda warned ya. I'm this close to having a comb-over. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Krusty: Hi, kids! (Homer walks in wearing nothing but his underwear.). Now here's Mr. Black. Krusty "Le retour" 3F13: Le vrai faux héros: 3F14: Homer fait son Smithers: 3F16: Le jour où la violence s'est éteinte: 3F15: Un poisson nommé Selma: 3F17: Faux permis, vrais ennuis: 3F18: Vingt deux courts métrages sur Springfield: 3F19: Grand-père Simpson et le trésor maudit: 3F20: J'y suis, j'y reste ! (Homer and Marge exercise to a television yoga class.). Man: Point and game, Becker. ), (Kearney throws them in and slams the door. He mows over a roller-skate and the motor stops working.). (belches). 28:37. (Marge writes a letter to Bart and Lisa.). We want the old girls sparkling when I get back. All the children gasp. (Bart, Lisa and others are shown to their cabin.). You silk-wearing buttercup. Kamp Krusty is a premium item you can purchase once you reach level 12 in Tapped Out. We will always love Kamp Krusty, (Lisa visits Dr. Hibbert before she goes to camp. Choke! I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Directed by David Silverman. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. Homer: Yeah. Homer: Heh, heh,… " Kamp Krusty " is the first episode of The Simpsons ' fourth season. 16:34. I hope these jellybean cookies will tide you over until you get home. Lisa: Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell because I've been to Kamp Krusty. (At home, Bart watches an advertisement for Kamp Krusty on TV.). Bart: Ow! Reporter #1: Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Katering" from Season 10, which aired on March 4, 2017. Lisa: So Bart, will you be joining me in the bucolic splendor of Kamp Krusty? Played 141 times. In some cases, still in their original wrappings! (kisses Lisa) Lisa, watch out for Poison Ivy. The music stops.). Kamp Krustier is the sixteenth episode of Season 28.It is a sequel for the Season 4 episode Kamp Krusty.. Synopsis. What happened to hello? Lisa: (gasps) I've never gotten a B before. Until it blew up. ), (A sign reads, "Kamp Krusty: The Krustiest Place On Earth". I have nothing left to say to any of you. ), (Back in the bedroom, Marge is under the covers and Homer tells her good news.). (Bart opens his locker to reveal a complete mess. I'm not made of stone! However, the episode ran very short, and to make it barely fit the minimum time the Kamp Krusty song had to be lengthened by a number of verses. Homer: Oh, yeah? Martin Prince, Sr.: We'll see you when you get back from image-enhancement camp. News Reporter: We interrupt Zadume Magarabad's Yoga Party for this special bulletin: Krisis at Kamp Krusty. Homer: Marge, we've got all the fireworks we need right here, (Homer reveals the picnic basket full of fireworks.). The Most Average in KAMP KRUSTY. Our arts and crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. He he. Bart: (nervously) Haha. Dolph and Jimbo open the door.). Marge: We miss you terribly. Krusty is coming. As soon as the bus has gone, all the parents cheer. Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a C average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty! "Escape from Beneath Glove World" General (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! [The episode begins at a birthday party. (giggles) I think you should reconsider. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? (Kearney grabs Wendell by the shirt and carries him off. 20,844 Pages. Krusty: Ohh, they drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. Bart: Well, Dad, here's my report card. A snake slithers between Lisa's legs and out the door.). (Bart reaches down to pull out the skate but jumps backwards as the lawnmower starts up again. Marge: She complains now, but when we go to pick her up, she won't wanna leave. ), (Marge hums while she packs Bart's suitcase for camp.). Welcome to Kamp Krusty! (The campers gather around to sing the camp song.). Il est diffusé pour la première fois le 5 mars 2017 aux États-Unis. Principal Skinner:Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid? They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear! Krusty: Oh, my God! (laughs) And for you We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Check out this hand: All aces. – Twitter channeled Kent Brockman reporting on the krisis at Kamp Krusty in opining that this was like 9/11 except a zillion times worse. Homer: You know a D turns into a B so easily. (Lisa presses down hard on Ms. Hoover's hand. I slapped a clown suit on some wino? 0:15. During summer vacation, the children of Springfield attend Kamp Krusty, a summer camp named after Krusty the Clown. Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, ), (Bart waits impatiently for Mrs. Krabappel to fill out his report card.). As you might imagine, these take a long time to compile and so only 16 episodes have been transcribed thus far. All the campers fall. ), (The classroom bell rings. (Lisa, draped in a shawl, gives her letter and a bottle of alcohol as payment to a man on horseback.). I feel so dirty. Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. Now quiet! Marge: (crying) Oh, I'm going to miss this. As a region, KAMP KRUSTY is ranked 15,387 th in the world for Most Average. Oh, Bart, why didn't you at least forge plausible grades? U.S. viewers (millions): Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'll take any questions you might have. Edna Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school. Principal Skinner: Attention students, please clear out your lockers into the wastebaskets provided. You're vultures! (Lisa tries to get the dirt off her arms.). 267a Strawberries. Here’s the walkthrough… Prologue Auto starts Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys. (The cabin roof is blown away by strong winds. Marge: (kisses Bart) Goodbye, my special little guy. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. At home, Homer sneaks into the bathroom where Marge is having a shower.). Where all our wounds are healed. Season №: Marge: It's our last family dinner for six weeks, but I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children. Next summer I'm getting a job. (Lisa sits next to Bart who has a diamond cutter's monocle in one eye as he attempts to change all his D minuses into A pluses.). Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, sir. Homer: Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier? We want Krusty! I'm the real Krusty! Now you've got little hands. Bart cocks his machine gun.). Mm, I think I still want the old you. Edna Krabappel:Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right. Follow. Hey, Lendl! Bart and Lisa. Only one week left to sign up for the bestest summer ever at Kamp Krusty. Good luck! Don't be the boy. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on earth: Tijuana! Krusty: (on TV) Hi, Kids! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. And with no false modesty, you're looking at one happy camper! Ha. Credits Bart: All right, that's it! I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. (Bart is in a wrecking ball. Kearney: Here's your cabin. There's only one known cure: A wowwipop. Homer: Marge, since the kids left, I lost five pounds! Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Simpsons Histories - Krusty the Clown. Another school year gone by. Bart: la la la la la, la la, la la la la la, la. kamp krusty. Homer: Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. Yeah! (Homer, Marge and Maggie are out having a picnic.). (The campers start tearing off Krusty's shirt.). Kearney: Hey, Simpson. Krusty: Mmm. 12 Krusty: I'm no fake. A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation, Mr. Black: I thought you said you broke their spirits. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom". Playing next. I am so Krunchy the Clown! ), (Principal Skinner looks out his window at a bunch of kids trying to push over a Volkswagen.). Just like I said. Mushrooms growing in a pot plant, an old gym sock hung up with pencils through it, bubble gum stuck to the wall, and old potato science project growing in a cup, and a variety of other messy things. (Barney, dressed as Krusty the Clown, stumbles onto stage.). Characterization Marches On: Rod is seen on the bus back from Kamp Krusty when it goes to Tijuana.Four seasons later, in "Hurricane Neddy", he says that he doesn't like Krusty. Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing! Down at the river the next day, Kearney's trying to get Lisa to get into an old boat full of holes.). Homer: (chuckles) Ah, kids' letters from camp. Marge: Oh. (breathes heavily) Ok, calm down. Kamp Krusty L’histoire prend place après les événements de l’épisode « Les jolies colonies de vacances » de la saison 4 lorsque Bart et Lisa reviennent du Kamp Krusty. (Otto's driving a bus full of rowdy children home.). Though your swings are rusty, (Homer immediately loses his hair and regains his gut.). Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Below Mount Avalanche. In "Kamp Krusty", summer vacation begins in Springfield and the kids try to line up their grades so that they can spend the season at a camp dedicated to Krusty the Clown. Otto: All right! Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! Bart: Oh no, Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get a C average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! (giggles crazily) Oh, Ms. Hoover! (Principal Skinner's voice comes over the loud speaker.). Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. , (In Bart and Lisa's cabin, they're tucked into bed and freezing to death. Lisa: If the pets die, don't replace them. If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Krusty: That's okay. Homer: Don't be the boy. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, (Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. Drill Sergeant: All right, you balls of pan drippings! Bart: You bet. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Difficulty: Average. Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream, too? Los Simpsons - Krusty - Necesito un presentador tan malo que jamas pueda sustituirme. Il s'agit du seizième épisode de la vingt-huitième saison et du 612e épisode de la série. Lisa:Oh, yeah? Lisa: I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Previous Triumphant music plays). As of Jan 03 21. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. (laughs) I'll see you in a few weeks! Humor sin intencion de ofensas... o quizas si, soy Kamp Krusty Airdate: ), (Meanwhile, at the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center", the drill sergeant is trying to get the fat campers to do some pull-ups.). Ms. Hoover: Now Lisa, everyone needs a blotch on their permanent record. Remember: "Leaves of three, let it be. (The students pause their celebrations to hear the answer. Marge: You can have the shower to yourself, Homie. (Bart uses an ax to open the gate to the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center".). Bart: I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty, I've never seen an angel fly so low. (At Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner's voice is heard over the school loud speakers.). Bart makes it through the day relying to his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through, but I am far more pessimistic. All the children of the school run outside. Lisa: There appears to be a mistake on my report card. Recently Changed Pages. Marge, are you sure you want to do this? 807 talking about this. borisoi. Kamp Krusty est le titre d'un épisode de la série télévisée d' animation Les Simpson. You promised if Bart and I got C averages we could go to Kamp Krusty. ), (It's lunchtime, and Dolph serves a glob of grey gloop onto Lisa's plate.). You didn't learn how World War II ended! Mr. Krabs: Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward. Out of my way, you parasites! (slurps) Ah, that's good. To your spic-and-span infirmary, Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. I've been scorched by Krusty before. Mr. Black: Ahh, he will be along eventually. List of episode transcripts (Lisa gives out undelivered mail to the campers. (Kearney throws a tire onto the fire and pours on some Gas. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Zadume Magarabad: Just let your head flop back and forward. We have reason to believe that someone was killed in this camp! Wikis. Bart cracks his knuckles. Campers: Burn, Krusty, Burn! (Lisa tries to step in but the rope breaks and the boat snaps in half. Kamp Krusty is a building which was released with the Level 32 update on July 25, 2013.Upon completion, the player will unlock Kamp Bart.It costs 200 Donuts to purchase, making it the second most expensive premium building to be released into the game along with the Volcano Lair; this excludes buildings which were made premium after being released non-premium. Phẫn nộ cảnh tượng người đàn ông Trung Quốc dùng dao giết hại dã man kangaroo ở New South Wales. (answers phone) Oy gevalt! (Kearney finishes eating the jellybean cookies.). We know they'll never break. Three whole months of Spaghetti-Os and daytime TV! Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms. In the meantime, our counselors, Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you may have. Report. For the past 15 years I was president of Euro-Krustyland. Wiki Content. They're stiff as cardboard. Squidward: I cannot believe I let you talk me into this. He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.). These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! And you didn't. Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabapple) . Krusty: This better be important. The kids at Kamp Krusty end up with a real surprise when Mr. Black brings Krusty to the stage only to reveal Barney Gumble in a shoddy clown outfit, clearly too drunk to speak or stand up, and while the other kids don't quite see through it, Bart stays true to his love for Krusty by starting a riot for the real Krusty. To your hallowed baseball field, Squidward: Wow, I never thought the Low Tides would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom. (The bleachers creak, and break. Transcripts Wiki. I'd never lend my name to an inferior product. (Bart looks at his report card full of forged A pluses. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Bart: See, I told you Krusty would come. Well, William. Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D-lightful' summer. Mr. Black: Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. You gave me a B plus in conduct? Principal Skinner: Well, back to work then. Now I'm off to Wimbledon! Reporter #2: Are you and Princess Di just friends? Homer, it's getting late. (The students are gathered around the school bus with their parents.). (In Mr. Black's cabin, the bullies and Mr.Black sit back in their chairs, smoking cigars, drinking wine, and dining on mass amounts of food. Mr. Black: Well, kids, uh, I promised you a little treat in lieu of dinner, and here it is. (chuckles), (Back home, the family is seated at the dinner table.). Credits. The man who took an abandoned mule tannery and turned it into a summer wonderland: Mr. Krusty the Clown. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Lisa: Bart makes it through the days relying on his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through. All rights reserved! One parent pops some champagne. The school bus drives over a wooden bridge, which then collapses.). They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 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Casual Danger Dialog: While the cabin is caught in a Wizard of Oz-style tornado and the campers are hanging on for dear life, Bart says in a normal voice, "Lisa, I've been thinking it over.Next summer, I'm getting a job." Bart: My chunky brothers, gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom! In fact, stay out of my room altogether. Principal Skinner: Somebody put a torch to these permanent records! (The parents wave as the bus drives into the horizon. (Lisa's report card is all A's apart from a B+ in Conduct.). Kamp Krusty alumni! Bart: Ah sure, there'll be a couple of uptight counselors who won't dig the Bart philosophy but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty. 0.66 One student, Melissa, cuts a desk in half with a chainsaw. Everyone clings desperately to avoid being blown away.). Look at that pacemaker scar, the cattle-skull birthmark, and his famous superfluous nipple. Games Movies TV Video. It's fat camp for Daddy's chubby little secret. A world globe is tossed out the top window of the school and smashes on the ground. He touches the clock's head and burns his finger.). 50+ videos Play all Mix - 15 Kamp Krusty Medley) YouTube [720p] YouTube The Simpsons - South Of The Border - Duration: 2:21. Bart: Krusty is coming. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Koncessionaires/transcript?oldid=3416661. That clock gets incredibly hot if you leave it plugged in. Jimbo: Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker. Actually, wait—I can, as the 24-seasons-removed 'Kamp Krustier' finds a way to revisit the classic Simpsons episode 'Kamp Krusty' without expanding on it, deconstructing it, or even making a memorable travesty of it. But why should you pay for my mistake? You know why? Homer: Thanks, son. I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader. (Bart looks at the calendar which has June 12 circled, and all the previous days crossed out. We have an understanding and you better keep your end of it. Register Start a Wiki. The Simpsons - Krisis At Kamp Krusty. Hard to concentrate with waves gently lapping on the shore. Browse more videos. World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average. Once purchased a pretty funny questline is launched involving Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Martin & of course Krusty! Inside, it's dark and spooky. Marge: Dear kids, I hope this letter finds you well. This must just be a little typo. I don't think I'd be any kind of a father if you got D's and I let you go to Kamp Krusty. Don't leave anything up here! We will always love Kamp Krusty, Kamp Krusty is home to Krusty’s Fantasy League, and is the krustiest place on Earth! We'll miss the fireworks. (Krusty is busy looking at a Krusty the Clown clock that he should be testing. Add new page. (puts it in milk) Check…mate! Groundskeeper Willie: And may I say, a job well done, sir. Kamp Krusty is the first episode of the fourth season of The Simpsons, and the sixtieth episode overall.Bart and Lisa spend their summer at a camp created by Krusty the Clown, but when they get there it's not quite what the expected. Lisa: This is a little more rustic than I expected. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. (Students reach into their desks and pull out sledgehammers, crowbars and axes. queenthako. Because of this: Krusty Brand seal of approval. If you don't like it, T.S. I'm finished. Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10. Whoa! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Category:The Simpsons Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. Jimbo: Yeah, we're meeting some tail on the other side of the lake. 12 years ago | 131 views. frogjwapa. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. So if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock. I said, out of my way! How could this have happened? Mr. Black: Now, I must tell you kids, uh, Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything, or doing anything. These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday. Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat. Dolph: Not quite. Ralph: He's still funny, but not "ha-ha" funny. ", Homer: "Leaves of four, eat some more!'' 0:55. Tell your mom her cookies sucked. Krusty's coming. Lisa: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear. Bart's holding a pamphlet from Kamp Krusty. Honest Injun! We want Krunchy!  Can I say "crappy" on TV? Lisa: No, Dad. Homer: Son! (chuckles) Sorry, Your Majesty. Ahh, all this stuff is fine. Groundskeeper Willie drives his tractor through the classrooms and busts out the wall.). ), (Homer's outside mowing the lawn. I dreamt it was the last day of school! When you're 18, you're out the door! I got a rapid heartbeat from those Krusty Brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time he's gone too far! Homer: (incredulously) A-plus? We're not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up. Bart: Don't look in my closet. Well, I'm gonna make it all up to you. 0:13. The school's large bell chimes. [The episode begins at The Low Tides concert. Marge sees it.). Lisa: It is the real Krusty. Bart: Oh, Dad, you're the best father a boy could ever have. You. Bart and Lisa attend "Kamp Krusty" but it is nothing like they thought it would be; Homer's hair grows back and he loses weight while the kids are away. Krusty: Well, at least you're not as bad as customs. Your father is in the best shape he's been since… well, ever! (Homer does one-armed push-ups on the floor, with Maggie on his back.). Homer: And look, new hair! Bart: I smell Bacon. “Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, for I because been to Kamp Krusty. Krusty: Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground. Traumatisés par leur expérience, Bart et Lisa sont envoyés chez un thérapeute qui leur conseille de ne pas aller à l’école pendant quelques temps. You know, a pinch is more traditional. You don't think much of me, do you, boy? (Krusty arrives via helicopter and is swooned upon by the media.). One of the school's teachers runs out.). Nation WA Category Motto; 1. Episode №: Kamp Krusty Kamp Krusty Written by David M. Stern Directed by Mark Kirkland TV Guide synopsis The fourth-season opener finds Bart and Lisa headed for six fun-filled weeks at Kamp Krusty, the brochure having failed to mention counselor-thugs, imitation gruel, slave labor and no Krusty. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Everyone, down below the belt! This video was requested by Daniel Gomez. Let's see if he's wearing a wire. I didn't want you hangin' around all summer anyway. Even during the Klasky-Csupo era of the show, Lisa Simpson's still cute in a swimsuit. By the shores of Big Snake Lake. Ms Hoover: Here are your final report cards. Krusty: I don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year. I wanna see Crisco coming out of those pores! After he saw the completed episode, James L. Brooks called the writers and suggested that the script be used as a plotline for a film. Bart: (grumbles) Oh! We will not be back! Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference. I want you to treat Mr. Black with the same respect you would give me. Lisa: The dirt's not coming off. He swings it and it crashes above the schools doors, crushing the Springfield Elementary School sign. (laughs), (The classroom clock counts down the last seconds of class. Choke! Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! Students throw out chair and books from the windows and the roof, while Nelson sets them all alight with his flamethrower. Move, move, move! Edna Krabappel: (chuckles) Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you. He's gonna bring us food and water and smite our enemies! I'll know! He folds them into a paper airplane and throws them.). You can only find it on products which meet the high standards of Krusty the Clown. Lisa: Now, the effort of writing has made me lightheaded so I close by saying, save us, save us now! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 24, 1992. Directed by Mark Kirkland. The kids are having a fun time and Mr. Krabs is providing catering service to the kids.] Quickly now. Yeah, well, just remember when you see my report card they got this whole new grading system this year. A fat kid standing next to Krusty suddenly changes into a skinny kid, and Krusty is gobsmacked. The song continues over the credits.). (laughs). ), (Bart lowers the "Kamp Krusty" flag and raises a flag saying "Camp Bart".). The Simpsons Fun Pack (FGTEEV … And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down. I shoulda warned ya. I'm this close to having a comb-over. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction. Krusty: Hi, kids! (Homer walks in wearing nothing but his underwear.). Now here's Mr. Black. Krusty "Le retour" 3F13: Le vrai faux héros: 3F14: Homer fait son Smithers: 3F16: Le jour où la violence s'est éteinte: 3F15: Un poisson nommé Selma: 3F17: Faux permis, vrais ennuis: 3F18: Vingt deux courts métrages sur Springfield: 3F19: Grand-père Simpson et le trésor maudit: 3F20: J'y suis, j'y reste ! (Homer and Marge exercise to a television yoga class.). Man: Point and game, Becker. ), (Kearney throws them in and slams the door. He mows over a roller-skate and the motor stops working.). (belches). 28:37. (Marge writes a letter to Bart and Lisa.). We want the old girls sparkling when I get back. All the children gasp. (Bart, Lisa and others are shown to their cabin.). You silk-wearing buttercup. Kamp Krusty is a premium item you can purchase once you reach level 12 in Tapped Out. We will always love Kamp Krusty, (Lisa visits Dr. Hibbert before she goes to camp. Choke! I'm gonna show you kids the time of your life. Directed by David Silverman. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared. Homer: Yeah. Homer: Heh, heh,… " Kamp Krusty " is the first episode of The Simpsons ' fourth season. 16:34. I hope these jellybean cookies will tide you over until you get home. Lisa: Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell because I've been to Kamp Krusty. (At home, Bart watches an advertisement for Kamp Krusty on TV.). Bart: Ow! Reporter #1: Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Katering" from Season 10, which aired on March 4, 2017. Lisa: So Bart, will you be joining me in the bucolic splendor of Kamp Krusty? Played 141 times. In some cases, still in their original wrappings! (kisses Lisa) Lisa, watch out for Poison Ivy. The music stops.). Kamp Krustier is the sixteenth episode of Season 28.It is a sequel for the Season 4 episode Kamp Krusty.. Synopsis. What happened to hello? Lisa: (gasps) I've never gotten a B before. Until it blew up. ), (A sign reads, "Kamp Krusty: The Krustiest Place On Earth". I have nothing left to say to any of you. ), (Back in the bedroom, Marge is under the covers and Homer tells her good news.). (Bart opens his locker to reveal a complete mess. I'm not made of stone! However, the episode ran very short, and to make it barely fit the minimum time the Kamp Krusty song had to be lengthened by a number of verses. Homer: Oh, yeah? Martin Prince, Sr.: We'll see you when you get back from image-enhancement camp. News Reporter: We interrupt Zadume Magarabad's Yoga Party for this special bulletin: Krisis at Kamp Krusty. Homer: Marge, we've got all the fireworks we need right here, (Homer reveals the picnic basket full of fireworks.). The Most Average in KAMP KRUSTY. Our arts and crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Krusty Koncessionaires" from Season 12, which aired on November 7, 2020. He he. Bart: (nervously) Haha. Dolph and Jimbo open the door.). Marge: We miss you terribly. Krusty is coming. As soon as the bus has gone, all the parents cheer. Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a C average, I can't go to Kamp Krusty! "Escape from Beneath Glove World" General (laughs) And for you fat kids, my exclusive program of diet and ridicule will really get results! [The episode begins at a birthday party. (giggles) I think you should reconsider. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? (Kearney grabs Wendell by the shirt and carries him off. 20,844 Pages. Krusty: Ohh, they drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. Bart: Well, Dad, here's my report card. A snake slithers between Lisa's legs and out the door.). (Bart reaches down to pull out the skate but jumps backwards as the lawnmower starts up again. Marge: She complains now, but when we go to pick her up, she won't wanna leave. ), (Marge hums while she packs Bart's suitcase for camp.). Welcome to Kamp Krusty! (The campers gather around to sing the camp song.). Il est diffusé pour la première fois le 5 mars 2017 aux États-Unis. Principal Skinner:Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid? They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear! Krusty: Oh, my God! (laughs) And for you We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. Check out this hand: All aces. – Twitter channeled Kent Brockman reporting on the krisis at Kamp Krusty in opining that this was like 9/11 except a zillion times worse. Homer: You know a D turns into a B so easily. (Lisa presses down hard on Ms. Hoover's hand. I slapped a clown suit on some wino? 0:15. During summer vacation, the children of Springfield attend Kamp Krusty, a summer camp named after Krusty the Clown. Campers: From your gleaming mess hall, ), (Bart waits impatiently for Mrs. Krabappel to fill out his report card.). As you might imagine, these take a long time to compile and so only 16 episodes have been transcribed thus far. All the campers fall. ), (The classroom bell rings. (Lisa, draped in a shawl, gives her letter and a bottle of alcohol as payment to a man on horseback.). I feel so dirty. Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition. Now quiet! Marge: (crying) Oh, I'm going to miss this. As a region, KAMP KRUSTY is ranked 15,387 th in the world for Most Average. Oh, Bart, why didn't you at least forge plausible grades? U.S. viewers (millions): Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. I'll take any questions you might have. Edna Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school. Principal Skinner: Attention students, please clear out your lockers into the wastebaskets provided. You're vultures! (Lisa tries to get the dirt off her arms.). 267a Strawberries. Here’s the walkthrough… Prologue Auto starts Marge: Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa’s Malibu Stacys. (The cabin roof is blown away by strong winds. Marge: (kisses Bart) Goodbye, my special little guy. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. At home, Homer sneaks into the bathroom where Marge is having a shower.). Where all our wounds are healed. Season №: Marge: It's our last family dinner for six weeks, but I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children. Next summer I'm getting a job. (Lisa sits next to Bart who has a diamond cutter's monocle in one eye as he attempts to change all his D minuses into A pluses.). Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, sir. Homer: Marge, am I crazy, or is my back getting hairier? We want Krusty! I'm the real Krusty! Now you've got little hands. Bart cocks his machine gun.). Mm, I think I still want the old you. Edna Krabappel:Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but all right. Follow. Hey, Lendl! Bart and Lisa. Only one week left to sign up for the bestest summer ever at Kamp Krusty. Good luck! Don't be the boy. Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on earth: Tijuana! Krusty: (on TV) Hi, Kids! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. And with no false modesty, you're looking at one happy camper! Ha. Credits Bart: All right, that's it! I am Mr. Black, your head counselor. (Bart is in a wrecking ball. Kearney: Here's your cabin. There's only one known cure: A wowwipop. Homer: Marge, since the kids left, I lost five pounds! Campers: Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Simpsons Histories - Krusty the Clown. Another school year gone by. Bart: la la la la la, la la, la la la la la, la. kamp krusty. Homer: Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. Yeah! (Homer, Marge and Maggie are out having a picnic.). (The campers start tearing off Krusty's shirt.). Kearney: Hey, Simpson. Krusty: Mmm. 12 Krusty: I'm no fake. A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation, Mr. Black: I thought you said you broke their spirits. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom". Playing next. I am so Krunchy the Clown! ), (Principal Skinner looks out his window at a bunch of kids trying to push over a Volkswagen.). Just like I said. Mushrooms growing in a pot plant, an old gym sock hung up with pencils through it, bubble gum stuck to the wall, and old potato science project growing in a cup, and a variety of other messy things. (Barney, dressed as Krusty the Clown, stumbles onto stage.). Characterization Marches On: Rod is seen on the bus back from Kamp Krusty when it goes to Tijuana.Four seasons later, in "Hurricane Neddy", he says that he doesn't like Krusty. Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing! Down at the river the next day, Kearney's trying to get Lisa to get into an old boat full of holes.). Homer: (chuckles) Ah, kids' letters from camp. Marge: Oh. (breathes heavily) Ok, calm down. Kamp Krusty L’histoire prend place après les événements de l’épisode « Les jolies colonies de vacances » de la saison 4 lorsque Bart et Lisa reviennent du Kamp Krusty. (Otto's driving a bus full of rowdy children home.). Though your swings are rusty, (Homer immediately loses his hair and regains his gut.). Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, Below Mount Avalanche. In "Kamp Krusty", summer vacation begins in Springfield and the kids try to line up their grades so that they can spend the season at a camp dedicated to Krusty the Clown. Otto: All right! Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! Bart: Oh no, Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get a C average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! (giggles crazily) Oh, Ms. Hoover! (Principal Skinner's voice comes over the loud speaker.). Though your swings are rusty, We know they'll never break. , (In Bart and Lisa's cabin, they're tucked into bed and freezing to death. Lisa: If the pets die, don't replace them. If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Krusty: That's okay. Homer: Don't be the boy. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, (Krusty laughs as he does all sorts of tricks on a horse. Drill Sergeant: All right, you balls of pan drippings! Bart: You bet. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Difficulty: Average. Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream, too? Los Simpsons - Krusty - Necesito un presentador tan malo que jamas pueda sustituirme. Il s'agit du seizième épisode de la vingt-huitième saison et du 612e épisode de la série. Lisa:Oh, yeah? Lisa: I am not sure if this letter will reach you, as our lines of communication have been cut. Previous Triumphant music plays). As of Jan 03 21. We've got archery, wallet-making, the whole megillah. (laughs) I'll see you in a few weeks! Humor sin intencion de ofensas... o quizas si, soy Kamp Krusty Airdate: ), (Meanwhile, at the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center", the drill sergeant is trying to get the fat campers to do some pull-ups.). Ms. Hoover: Now Lisa, everyone needs a blotch on their permanent record. Remember: "Leaves of three, let it be. (The students pause their celebrations to hear the answer. Marge: You can have the shower to yourself, Homie. (Bart uses an ax to open the gate to the "Chief Starving Bear Weight Loss Center".). Bart: I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty, I've never seen an angel fly so low. (At Springfield Elementary, Principal Skinner's voice is heard over the school loud speakers.). Bart makes it through the day relying to his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through, but I am far more pessimistic. All the children of the school run outside. Lisa: There appears to be a mistake on my report card. Recently Changed Pages. Marge, are you sure you want to do this? 807 talking about this. borisoi. Kamp Krusty est le titre d'un épisode de la série télévisée d' animation Les Simpson. You promised if Bart and I got C averages we could go to Kamp Krusty. ), (It's lunchtime, and Dolph serves a glob of grey gloop onto Lisa's plate.). You didn't learn how World War II ended! Mr. Krabs: Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward. Out of my way, you parasites! (slurps) Ah, that's good. To your spic-and-span infirmary, Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty, By the shores of Big Snake Lake. I've been scorched by Krusty before. Mr. Black: Ahh, he will be along eventually. List of episode transcripts (Lisa gives out undelivered mail to the campers. (Kearney throws a tire onto the fire and pours on some Gas. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Zadume Magarabad: Just let your head flop back and forward. We have reason to believe that someone was killed in this camp! Wikis. Bart cracks his knuckles. Campers: Burn, Krusty, Burn! (Lisa tries to step in but the rope breaks and the boat snaps in half. Kamp Krusty is a building which was released with the Level 32 update on July 25, 2013.Upon completion, the player will unlock Kamp Bart.It costs 200 Donuts to purchase, making it the second most expensive premium building to be released into the game along with the Volcano Lair; this excludes buildings which were made premium after being released non-premium. Phẫn nộ cảnh tượng người đàn ông Trung Quốc dùng dao giết hại dã man kangaroo ở New South Wales. (answers phone) Oy gevalt! (Kearney finishes eating the jellybean cookies.). We know they'll never break. Three whole months of Spaghetti-Os and daytime TV! Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Martin Prince: Spare me your euphemisms. In the meantime, our counselors, Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you may have. Report. For the past 15 years I was president of Euro-Krustyland. Wiki Content. They're stiff as cardboard. Squidward: I cannot believe I let you talk me into this. He leaps off and lands in front of the camera.). These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! And you didn't. Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabapple) . Krusty: This better be important. The kids at Kamp Krusty end up with a real surprise when Mr. Black brings Krusty to the stage only to reveal Barney Gumble in a shoddy clown outfit, clearly too drunk to speak or stand up, and while the other kids don't quite see through it, Bart stays true to his love for Krusty by starting a riot for the real Krusty. To your hallowed baseball field, Squidward: Wow, I never thought the Low Tides would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom. (The bleachers creak, and break. Transcripts Wiki. I'd never lend my name to an inferior product. (Bart looks at his report card full of forged A pluses. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Bart: See, I told you Krusty would come. Well, William. Mrs. Krabappel: Have a 'D-lightful' summer. Mr. Black: Thank you, Krusty, and welcome, children. You gave me a B plus in conduct? Principal Skinner: Well, back to work then. Now I'm off to Wimbledon! Reporter #2: Are you and Princess Di just friends? Homer, it's getting late. (The students are gathered around the school bus with their parents.). (In Mr. Black's cabin, the bullies and Mr.Black sit back in their chairs, smoking cigars, drinking wine, and dining on mass amounts of food. Mr. Black: Well, kids, uh, I promised you a little treat in lieu of dinner, and here it is. (chuckles), (Back home, the family is seated at the dinner table.). Credits. The man who took an abandoned mule tannery and turned it into a summer wonderland: Mr. Krusty the Clown. Our nature hikes have become grim death marches. Lisa: Bart makes it through the days relying on his unwavering belief that Krusty the Clown will come through. All rights reserved! One parent pops some champagne. The school bus drives over a wooden bridge, which then collapses.). They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Next ), Lisa: Before I go to camp I'll need boosters for malaria, German measles, encephalitis, Hansen's disease…, Dr. Hibbert: Oh, now I'm afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria. Mr. Black: What do you think? ), (Bart throws out a banana peel, a gym sock and his slingshot before stumbling upon his gym shorts. | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom: Perhaps I 'm gon na bring us food and water and smite our!. 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